Silly girl
Upon waking, my usual routine is to start coffee brewing and gauge the stress levels of all house mates awake at the same time. I was in for a real treat today because my sister and niece were out (errands) and my BIL was at an appointment. After setting up the coffee-maker I began emptying the dishwasher. The first few hours of my wake-up routine I’m pretty much a zombie. Well…it’s more like being aware of my surroundings but just not imbued with the energetic perkiness that I enjoyed before my illness sapped the life out of me. So, the more cognizant my brain became the more I started to sense something was off. I kept hearing a very soft moaning/groaning sound. The hairs on the back of my neck actually stood at attention. I stopped putting away the clean dishes to listen but heard nothing. I walked out of the kitchen passing the counter with the coffee-maker when suddenly a hideously loud wailing sound along with terrifying dying gasps made me jump and scream like a little girlie girl. To my relief and astonishment I realized the sounds were coming from the coffee-maker. Still shaking but laughing nonetheless I imagined how funny this would have appeared if I saw the whole thing happening to someone else. Although, it’s easy to laugh but the sounds were really very authentic and spooky.
I guess I can now add to my list of “Spastic Moments” the time I was brought to my knees with fear from a little old coffee-maker. Sheesh, I’m such a goof-ball.
5 Comments:
Hehehe the coffee maker will get ya every time!
Yeah, same here...
I have a hissing and moaning Mr. Coffee maker. It's kinda fun to watch the steam shoot out with each one of it's dying gasps. [eyeroll] He's so dramatic. Thank goodness Mr. Coffee makes such a delicious morning brew. Otherwise, I'd expound upon his acting talents and urge him to give Hollyweird a try. ;)
Heheee! Well that beats my tale of putting Clinque Liquid Face Soap in my hair this weekend instead of my hair gel ;~)
Someone I know calls it "Hyper-awareness". Yes, a very nice word for a truly annoying reaction. I jump when someone comes up behind me. I stifle a scream whenever I must go out in the backyard at night. For years being hugged sent me into such panic that I would actually back away. Crying of any sort, by anyone, is almost too much for me to bear. It sucks, don't it?
Hey, at least you got a good laugh out of it later. These things always seem so funner AFTER the fact.
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