What you tried to say to me

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Lame, I know

You Belong in Fall

Intelligent, introspective, and quite expressive at times...
You appreciate the changes in color, climate, and mood that fall brings
Whether you're carving wacky pumpkins or taking long drives, autumn is a favorite time of year for you

You Are 45% Left Brained, 55% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Pure evil


North Korea is a CULT not a country.

How sad…

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Another conversation with my sister

(Addressing my sister in the kitchen after giving my nieces Sand Crabs fresh water)

Me: So, you do realize that the crabs are out of food?

Sis: Uh, no. They’re really out?

Me: Well, if you consider a trace amount being out of food then yes they are out of food.

Sis: Oh wow, really?

Me: I’d have to say YES.

Sis: What should I do now?

Me: (Thinking to myself, I’m must be kind) I’m not a rocket scientist but you should probably buy more food for the poor ignored creatures.

Sis: Yeah, but where?

Me: (Oh Lord, give me strength to be kind) I’m thinking a pet store would be a good choice. Maybe the same place you bought the crabs initially the same place you bought the starter food along with the crabs.

Sis: At the Mall?

Me: (Is this real, is she really that dim) Yeah, if that’s where you bought them.

Sis: Oh, okay that’s what I’ll do.

Me: Great.